Let your guests know you take water rings seriously with this handcrafted set of 4" square travertine tile coasters. Features these four hilarious, but honest, sayings:

Use a coaster or I'll punch you in the throat
Don't stain my table, douchebag
Be considerate, bitches
Don't f*&? up the table

Your visitors will think twice before letting condensation hit the table ever again!

Coasters are finished with a water resistant sealant and have a cork backing to protect surfaces.

Each coaster is hand set, weathered and the image is ink transferred and sealed. Due to the nature of the process, there will be slight variations in each piece, making each coaster one-of-a-kind.

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